utabay:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON 

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everybitalady:

vinegod:

She Didn’t See It Coming 😂😂 by Pique

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nare-bear:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

BRUH

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ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

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auto-garage:

SpringFest5 by NoBoringPhotos on Flickr.

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vinebox:

shouldnt:

SHE IS REAL

SHE IS REAL

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jennaanne01:

WHY ARE YOU DOING YHIS TO ME TUMBLR I WASXNOTPREPARED.

airnutted:

this is honestly heart breaking to watch

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  • white person: how do you say my name in your language??

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lunawinchesterat221tardis:

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beben-eleben:

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 

“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

well this took an unexpected turn

this is interesting .

PLOT TWIST

haha rape jokes are so funny

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timothydelaghetto:

followmeslut:

Bruh

Lmao omg! But aye…